
“The whole world is about three drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
These are the two giant stuffed pandas from Bogie’s ‘Panda Incident’ in 1949 (TIME magazine did a write-up about it). His wife also mentioned in on pg 198 of her autobiography.
To sum it up;
After dropping off Bacall at the hotel at 10 p.m., Bogart and an old Broadway drinking buddy decided to continue the revelry at New York’s chic El Morocco Club. En route they picked up a pair of large stuffed animals, pandas, to serve as their drinking dates. At about 3:45 in the morning a pair of young ladies, a model and a socialite, decided they would make off with the pandas. In the process of thwarting the attempted panda-napping, Bogart may or may not have shoved the women to the floor. A brouhaha ensued, with Bogart trading a volley of plates with the socialite’s boyfriend, an actual gangster.
Bogart was dragged into court the next morning to face charges of assault and battery. Flippant and cool, he suggested the ladies were merely publicity seekers and the pandas had done them no wrong. The case was dismissed. At least in the eyes of the law.
When the New York Post Columnist Earl Wilson asked him if he had been drunk, he replied: “Isn’t everybody at 4 a.m.?”